| 003; 04 May 1981 |
[04 May 2012|10:35pm] |
WARDED TO BRUTUS.You can't die. Just so you know. So you'd better not be dead or die ever.
WARDED TO ZEE.I'm coming over. No, you don't have a say.
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| 002; 19 April 1981 |
[19 Apr 2012|12:34pm] |
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The worst part of Diagon Alley is the tourists. And the random inferi attacks, but mostly the tourists. If they didn't wake me up every morning at the crack of dawn or impede my commutes to and from work, I might be able to forgive their obnoxious presence. Unfortunately, this hasn't been the case. I can only imagine it's going to get worse when school ends and there are a bunch of teenagers milling about because they've nothing better to do. But there's the one major blessing of curfew: being able to sleep at a reasonable time. Unless you still haven't outgrown staying up until your neighbourhood shop starts brewing coffee for people who wake up at unreasonable times. I guess I'm just too big a fan of sleep to catch the worm.
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| 001; 17 March 1981 |
[17 Mar 2012|11:31am] |
I could be off-base here (I doubt it) but there's something really disgusting about the idea of eating death. Death Eaters must all be very thin if death is their delicacy of choice. I generally prefer vegetables, fruit, chocolate, the standard edible animals, coffee, et cetera. All the important food groups. I'm not sure which category death falls under. Probably the same one as poison. It's no wonder they wear masks. If I were them, I wouldn't want anyone to see me either. eating death can't be a pretty sight.
Eating broccoli, on the other hand, is always incredibly attractive. And appropriate for St Patrick's Day since it's usually green or close enough. But once you get your mouth around the flower, assuming your mouth is even large enough for that, you have to decide whether to go ahead and stuff the stalk in there as well or split it into two bites. Either way, it's impossible to chew it with your mouth closed unless you thought ahead and cut it all into tiny pieces and who does that? Not me. If eating death looks anything like eating broccoli (and I wouldn't be surprised if it did), we should all do each other a favour and refrain, as tempting as it can be, especially with a nice vegetable dip. Still not worth it.
Anyway, are there any fans of Stinksap out there? I've been cursed with the stench by my lovely boss.
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